These jokes are getting out of hand

I think you need to fall in love with the wrong person. I think you need to fight and cry and sweat and bleed and fail. I think you need to have bad relationships and bad breakups. I think you need all of that so that when the right person and the right relationship comes along you can sigh with relief and say, “Ah yes. That is how its supposed to feel. Excerpt from “Conversations with my Mother” (via egal-schillerwardichter)

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Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

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He’s so damned nice and he’s so awful. He’s my sort of thing. Ernest Hemingway, from The Sun Also Rises (via violentwavesofemotion)
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2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now


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Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with. Anonymous (via palmist)

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Museum of Death
The Museum of Death is a self guided tour, lasting approximately 45 minutes to an hour, but those who can stomach it may stay as long as they’d like. At $15 a ticket (with free parking), you can enjoy an entire section dedicated to Charles Manson, the severed head of serial killer Henri Landru, original crime scene photos from the Black Dahlia murder and much much more. This place is a serious trip. There’s nothing else like it. Go.
Address: 6031 Hollywood Blvd, Hollywood, CA


very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

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Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]